Whenever someone else is driving like an asshole, I like to imagine that they just have to poop REALLY badly.
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powerlesbian: today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE Oh my god. Ugly Americans is becoming a reality! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiRx5RNAyOc